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March 26, 2014 at 2:40pm
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kenyatta:

thisistheverge:

Greetings from Planet Facebook
You blink and open your eyes to a fantastic new sun above your head. You’re laying in a field of tall grass, but in the distance you hear sounds of machinery. The city. As you lay there, a blimp begins to float into view, its bulbous shape painted in the striking cherry red and stark white ripple of the Coca-Cola logo. “Go Offworld with Coca-Cola today!” bellows a voice from a loudspeaker high above your head. “The adventure of a lifetime awaits… and all you have to do is say yes!” Offworld huh? You haven’t been off of Planet Facebook yet — that could be fun. You raise your hand to the sky, pointing a clenched fist towards the blimp above. You extend your thumb upward, offering your endorsement of Coca-Cola. A simple thumbs-up. A like. Sound and light surges around you as your body is levitated, up, up, up into the sky, into space, across a lightfield of stars, planets, and massive ships. You speed towards a blue, mysterious planet, full of secrets, adventure, the unknown. Adventure awaits… and my god you’re beginning to feel thirsty. Coke is it.

In the meatspace, a QuenchTube pipes in fresh Coke through a small nipple in your mouth. Yeah, that’s better.

0.0001714 in Bitcoin is subtracted from your account.

Welcome to the internet. Facebook’s internet.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

kenyatta:

thisistheverge:

Greetings from Planet Facebook
You blink and open your eyes to a fantastic new sun above your head. You’re laying in a field of tall grass, but in the distance you hear sounds of machinery. The city. As you lay there, a blimp begins to float into view, its bulbous shape painted in the striking cherry red and stark white ripple of the Coca-Cola logo. “Go Offworld with Coca-Cola today!” bellows a voice from a loudspeaker high above your head. “The adventure of a lifetime awaits… and all you have to do is say yes!” Offworld huh? You haven’t been off of Planet Facebook yet — that could be fun. You raise your hand to the sky, pointing a clenched fist towards the blimp above. You extend your thumb upward, offering your endorsement of Coca-Cola. A simple thumbs-up. A like. Sound and light surges around you as your body is levitated, up, up, up into the sky, into space, across a lightfield of stars, planets, and massive ships. You speed towards a blue, mysterious planet, full of secrets, adventure, the unknown. Adventure awaits… and my god you’re beginning to feel thirsty. Coke is it.

In the meatspace, a QuenchTube pipes in fresh Coke through a small nipple in your mouth. Yeah, that’s better.

0.0001714 in Bitcoin is subtracted from your account.

Welcome to the internet. Facebook’s internet.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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7:56am
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Now, let’s look at the state of the “smartwatch” market. Smart companies, like Nike and FitBit, are creating products that aren’t really a “watch”. It’s like the “phone” being the least interesting thing on our “smartphone”.

— furbo.org · Wearing Apple

March 25, 2014 at 11:20am
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2014-3-23) →

  1. Handsome Boy Modeling School (27) 
  2. M83 (21) 
  3. Moby (19) 
  4. Gillian Welch (19) 
  5. The Velvet Underground (18) 

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz



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12:11am
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Reblogged from mesmomeugenero
mesmomeugenero:

Audi Quattro

mesmomeugenero:

Audi Quattro

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March 24, 2014 at 10:23pm
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7:50am in Bangalore.

7:50am in Bangalore.

March 23, 2014 at 2:03pm
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Reblogged from iheartmyart
iheartmyart:

Ewa Juszkiewicz, Bez tytułu, 2013, malarstwo olej na płótnie, 80 × 65 cm

iheartmyart:

Ewa Juszkiewicz, Bez tytułu, 2013, malarstwo olej na płótnie, 80 × 65 cm

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1:28pm
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Wells Fargo, Gallup, you’re both (still) real bad at your job. Fuck off.

Wells Fargo, Gallup, you’re both (still) real bad at your job. Fuck off.

March 22, 2014 at 1:49pm
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Reblogged from cadenced
cadenced:

Drew Dunlop and Chas Mackinnon’s photograph of Southland, New Zealand from CyclingTips' Photo of the Day.

cadenced:

Drew Dunlop and Chas Mackinnon’s photograph of Southland, New Zealand from CyclingTips' Photo of the Day.

(via velominati)

March 20, 2014 at 8:16pm
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The dessert isn’t as hot or dusty as feared.

The dessert isn’t as hot or dusty as feared.

March 18, 2014 at 3:09pm
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Reblogged from atmidnightcc
atmidnightcc:

The struggle is real. 
Watch the full episode here: on.cc.com/1kpo0Gj

atmidnightcc:

The struggle is real. 

Watch the full episode here: on.cc.com/1kpo0Gj

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